mutha, don't wanna go to school today

yeehaw!

Published on August 21, 2005 By schwarzmeecrob In Life Journals

yes. nothing more perfect than that Extreme song to fit this marvellous occasion. yours truly is a free and happy man today! why? because i skipped hell! woohoo! what's the reason you ask? shouldnt school be about learning and fun? well in my contexts, no. school's all about lame, naive, backstabbing teens who couldnt care less about what's going on around the world today. all they're interested in is how to catch the next boyband at their airport and memorise chunks of dead textbooks so that they can score in the next exam and ohh...get a job as an engineer cause mummy says that it'll actually feed you... c'mon who are you kidding, your freakin jobs are being outsourced to india..engineering? pheesh! that's like so 80s..

next thing ya know they get a t-shirt that reads " i studied for 16 freakin years, lost my job to bangalore and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"

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yours truly ain't interested in science or anything that involves calculating and computing a non-existent formula, people. or maybe it was because 10 years under an inflexible, ultra-restrictive and structured system designed to breed mindless robot-like peons for the evil government has repelled me from anything scientific. advertising..now that's more like it! there's a 99% chance that i ain't gonna become the next rupert murdoch but whatever.

for now, i'll just take things one step at a time and savour the pleasures of this crisp, laid back school-less morning. ahhh.. c'est tres bon matin, non? c'est la vie, vous m'ecoutez?

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